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Former Marine Sgt. R. Lee Ermey has a few things to say to you. He put his eleven years in the Marine Corps to good use playing a drill instructor in the Vietnam war film, Full Metal Jacket. For those of you without the necessary motivation, Ermey has requisitioned eight of his favorite inspirational phrases to give you the kick in the butt you so desperately require. We dare not print these phrases in their entirety but here's enough to make sure you get to morning roll call. "Get your head out of your a**. Wake up and smell the roses, n*mbn*ts. You are the a**h*le in charge of your own destiny." This 12" vinyl figure has over 20 points of articulation and is dressed in a highly detailed U.S. Marine Corps uniform including drill instructor's hat and ceremonial saber. He stands on a parade field base labeled "Semper Fi U.S.M.C." and is packaged in a full color window box featuring a Certificate of Lack of Motivation. Parental discretion advised. Uses strong language not suitable for children. Click here for more information and price |